"i think it's so silly when artists write their own bios and talk about themselves in the third person... like i could say "sam poll is a chicago-based alternative music producer, multi-instrumentalist, and performer" and then i could be like "ooh and sam poll has his own unique sound and stands out and blah blah blah." but i'm not going to do that because everybody does that and it just sounds stupid to me. Okay. good. so... hi i am a big fan of tuna fish and a hippopotamus enthusiast. I tell people that i'm from chicago even though i'm a white kid from the jappy ass northern suburbs. if you're a record label and you want to sign me please email me and i'll ask my parents if it's okay for me to use the internet."
- Sam Poll